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Here I am, 4 years from the recording. Same gremlin poo, different election year.

I'm annoyed at how some people insist on how sophisticated their taste in cinema is because they know about David Lynch.

I dont really get this point tbh, i assumed they had domesticated the rhinos in wakanda and just didnt let the rest of the world have them, like how china domesticated silk moths. Goats, cows, horses etc etc were all far mor dangerous pre domestication so id imagine domestic rhinos would be the same. Even still any complaint you have about rhinos being dangerous could be echoed with bulls or stallions, which is why people dont go into pens with them. People raise elk for their antlers and meat, I dont see how raising Rhinos for their horns and meat would be much different.

Metal revealing himself as a wrestling fan by recognizing Big red vader gives me life. Also, this whole segment with RR dicking on the OT was so fucking funny that one of my friends almost threw up from laughing so hard while we were all watching this stream lmao.

Mike, you fool! His name is Burke. Burke used to be a job in Ye Olde EnGLAND. That job was to ....STEAL BODIES FOR DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS TO EXPERIMENT ON.

THIS CLICKBAITED ME 😭

Not only did you prove your point, and having no idea who this guy is, 5:16 killed me lol I love swedish ppl :D

I caught AIDS listening to this...

I still think the most telling, and also classic moment of his was the peeing in bottles and like moving the fresh ones closer to the door.... Like WTF?!?!?!

Test

That actor looks horrible when he shaves so I’ve hated walker from the first scene ngl

also, how the fuck was the star killer planet supposed to move? Did they build giant thrusters into the planet just to get around or was it supposed to just fire and hope the lasers hit the planets before they moved

Marge knows Bart is into people's limbs getting mangled, which is an odd thing to remember but it works I guess

WTF did I just watch??? 😳

0:25 Diabeto

27:01 That freaking name! XD

2:07:55 Watching my video at 0.25x speed is an absolutely transcendental experience

In space, no one can hear you AIDS!!!!!

Hearing all this makes me want to go buy a John Walker t-shirt that says Captain America. He is, objectively, the CLEAR CHOICE to be the star spangled man with a plan.

Seasons in the Abyss 🙌🏼 🏆

I honestly think the hilarity is greatly boosted by the generic heavy pistol stock sound when the chair thrower guy makes a wierd pose and said stock sound is cut off. and is cut off.

"He was a zombie"? 😂😂😂

lol i remember a time years and years ago when joe was reasonable and honest..when he fought for the fans and franchise integrity..annd now its like obi wan could shout, "u were the chosen one..u were supposed to destroy the meritless woke cringe...not join it!"

0:11 ¡Muere canalla!

I like how a condensed version of this with only the best parts is almost 4 hours long

Jared Genesis is like if my sleep paralysis demon had a youtube blogging channel

Right out of the gate they slam.\m/

Once it hits 47 seconds, Mauler wheezes in the most perfect way.

Dude I'm the kid in the Edguy shirt, right on the rail! Such a killer show, man what good times! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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1:57 gets me every time.

Wait, why does Jared Genesis look so much like Start Wars Theory

4 years later... trump a convicted felon. 😂

At least he know Nazis are scary

Timestamps that I think are funny + Jared room lore 0:05 “Why is this man shirtless?” 4:47 The pumpkin and safe 16:19 q-tips, electrical tape, crayon 17:30 the skeleton + the door 19:27 brightest bulb 19:39 the door again 21:04 “oh my god he’s a queer” 22:18 the eyebrows (This is as far as I got I’ll edit if you guys give me more!)

*n o u g h*

Classic Rag’s

What're the random clips they're with the blonde girl?

"isley of man"

this show is not doing anything good for the LGBT community, no actual bigot is changing their mind in any way positive towards gay people. even if that's not an objective i guarantee if anything people who don't like the LGTB are only solidified in their opinions

The hell?

15:38 and thus was birthed a meme that would stand for generations

That's the power of memes. <3

I'm watching the video "Jared Genesis-UA-cam's biggest Alpha". The 'safe' is actually a PC wall with the fan in it, which he intentionally removed because he thinks PC fans are too annoying.

I think this song goes better this way

No one wants to see Austin's pouch, Rags.

In the latam dub when Homer shoots he says "Muere, canalla" (This means something like, die, you bastard") That adds a little bit of something to the scene hahaha

Pronouncing it in Spanish makes it so much funnier, too. Also, Diabeto is definitely a Captain Novolin character.

We'll kick your arse so hard you'll think that a giant beyblade made of legs stomped you?

Remember when people like Patrick said the Last Jedi would be loved and to give it 5 years? We’re well past the five year anniversary, and the sentiment hasn’t changed a bit